ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

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look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

stropping:

do u think theyll hire me

stropping:

do u think theyll hire me

joose420:

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 
*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at itthey knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

The best part is that it totally works.

joose420:

darklordflareon:

liongirl5:

dennys:

Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener! 

*not actually magic

DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING

denny’s has the best social media marketing team ever look at this look at it

they knew their restaurant was the equivalent of 3am nightblogging and they just went with it

The best part is that it totally works.

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

twoboobsjohnson:

There’s one part of me that’s like:

You should do your work, and then you wouldn’t be so stressed, and you would feel a great sense of accomplishment, and you’d have free time when you’re finished.

But then there’s this other part of me that’s like:

No.

They both make such good arguments.

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

izzielosthermind:

apatheticghost:

FREE illegal drugs!!!!! ABSOLUTELY FREE weeds and meths and crystal cracks!!!! NO charge AT ALL!!!!!!! JUST CALL THIS NUMBER AND ASK FOR THE ILLEGAL DRUGS ————> 911

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lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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