emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

wigglyweak:

who needs friends when you have fast wifi

officialunitedstates:

it is not your fault if you fail.  you are made up of billions of cells.  it is their fault

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

680xsouth:

basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

bewbin:

our-lives-our-coal:

bewbin:

Anytime someone says something mean to you just say “shut up billy” (billy is a common name for a very young child, this will daze them and make them lose their sense of self)

or u can just ignore it bc you’re better than them

Shut up billy

gnarly:

morning: laziness.

afternoon: dying for a rest.

night: can’t sleep

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*